have it off

Have sex.

"Let's go upstairs and have it off!"

by jisatsusha December 31, 2003

have it bad for

fall for

have it bad for you

by Darius March 30, 2003

have a boner for

An expression that means you find something/someone incredibly appealing.

"Dude i totally have a boner for Megan Fox."

"Look at Cari over there"-Guy 1
"Dude you have a boner for her, just ask her out already!"-Guy 2

by thesneakycanadian October 29, 2011

have coffee

To get together with someone and sit somewhere and drink something. Can be coffee in a cafe or can be beer in a pub or just sitting in the park drinking a beverage. Depends on what the people getting together feel like. Generally means getting together to do nothing but have a conversation.

"Hey Tom! Havent seen you in a while. We should have coffee sometime."

by Cassanova January 11, 2007

having the painters in

The time of the month when a woman's vagina is painted red.

Stay away from Jill, she's having the painters in today.

by the cam September 21, 2005

having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!

by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.

Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.

by Dirky D. May 19, 2018