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Harold's Father

A strong and handsome man that loves spending time with his son Harold The Gorilla.
I love Harold's Father, He's so strong and Handsome
by Harold's Father January 25, 2022
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Harold

Harold is one of a kind. They specializes in arts and loves to cook and most importantly prefer horror, mystery, and thriller genre. Some days they're outspoken and lively yet mostly they feel left out , pessimistic and just plain tired. They love unconditionally and hates to disappoint everybody. They feel too much such as love , betrayals , hatred and may choose to keep quiet about it. They handle their problems independently and they are not afraid of cutting ties with people who are once a part of their life who brings toxicity that messes their head. If you've met someone whose name starts with H treasure them and make them feel love , they deserve it.
Me: Harold taught me how to love and accept rejections.
by Beverllia Fourth August 16, 2021
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Harold

the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause
Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 12, 2021
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Harolds Cross Alabama

As a prelude to vigorous forking, a woman with powerfully starched hair penetrates the gaping anus of her man victim. This also results in a hairstyle known as the 'Harolds Brown'
"I had a yen for a Harolds Cross Alabama last night, and the mot reamed me with her stiff gruaig'"
by theharoldsXforker October 31, 2011
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Harold

A male version of a Karen (search up meaning of Karen... Also known as a Karen’s husband.

He does the same thing complain, never minds his own business and is a snitch
i Was having a good time with my friends and this Harold guy could not mind his own business so he reported us
by Sezzyyy August 27, 2022
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Fucking fat nerd that plays rust all day. Like to eat dick and ass for a living, Has rust on uncensored mode that type of weirdo and it turns him on..... small brain.
"Yo that kid Harold is dog shit at valorant"
"Right... hes bronze...….."

"He also gets no bitches"
by SammiiSkillz August 8, 2021
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