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Hawkeyes

A group of narcissistic Iowans who, for reasons of low ego and lack of self-esteem, identify themselves as being somehow attached to the University of Iowa athletics program. This would work, were it not for the fact that so few Hawkeyes actually went to the University of Iowa.
Widely known for their ability to talk shit and come up with outlandish excuses when their precious football team chokes, usually upon cocks.
"So, you're from Iowa? You one of those Hawkeyes?"
"No way, I have more self-respect than that."
by rocket_scientist September 12, 2012
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honkey patrol

means the white cops, police, fuzz, the man, the po-po, etc.
O shit here comes the honkey patrol.
by Courtneybit65 March 25, 2007
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Hanley

Someone extremely intellectual and wise. Alothough he acts a certain he reveals a side of himself that you'd fall in love with and leave you speechless but he doesn't reveal this side to just anyone because he cares about others opinions more than he should.
"Oh my god I can't believe Hanley wrote this paper this doesn't sound like him at all but it's him!"
by Roy McKenzie March 14, 2017
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Honkey nut

Nature's Lego
Argh! I trod on a fucken honkey nut!!
by rapunzabel November 20, 2018
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magicians hanky

Term Used For Releasing a Never Ending Shit. Much Like The Magicians Hankey When Pulled Out Of His Sleeve
Oh Dear, Sorry i was so long in there....magicians hanky! I was on the beer all night!
by Johno January 15, 2004
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Haney

A Powerfull god-like Being with a Huge Monster Cock

P.1 Hey are you A Haney? No? i wish i was! :(
I wish i was a Haney i wish i could be him he is so powerful and amazing give me that BIG FAT 12 INCH MONSTER COCK
by Krusades June 11, 2018
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hanky head

Term of contempt used for Sikhs and other people who wear turbans.
Freakin' hanky heads own all the 7-11's.
by Giacomojones March 21, 2008
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