Doing a Hani

Doing a Hani is where someone becomes stupid during an argument, and when he realizes he loses he rage quits.

"Wow, that guy was just doing a Hani. He really shouldn't do that"

by #dontfightthesystem November 6, 2014

Hanford Hookup

The act of performing every sexual act except actual vaginal penetration

Connor totally pulled a "Hanford Hookup" with that chick last night. Very Disappointing....

Maybe you can at least get a "Hanford Hookup" out of her.

by Wild Bill 67 December 19, 2011

handifapped

injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.

"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"

by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010

Hani

A silent but deadly type of snake

Watch out for the Hanis. They're silent but deadly

by YourGyal August 23, 2018

hani moment

the hani of moments that hanied through everyone, our lord and savior is hanio
When to use: when confronted with something bad say hani moment.

1: hey did you kill my dog?
2: hani moment
1:oh ok

by hani moment follower November 6, 2022

hanina

1. german hamster

2. someone who won't take anyone to walmart in a van

Hanina said , "komm und rette mich, bitte. Ich Liebe Walmart. "

by schwatznigggger March 20, 2008

halifax explosion

an explosion in 1917 that was caused by 2 ships colliding.

The Halifax Explosion killed thousands of people and injured more.

by wecl0me12 September 19, 2009