Hanum

Hazmi's protector

Hey! Why hazmi sad??

Maybe he needs Hanum i guest??

by Ihaveacrushonurcrush December 17, 2021

Ipod Hannukah

When one's ipod battery indicator shows that the ipod will die shortly but ends up lasting for hours thereafter, much to the surprise of the user. Alludes to the Jewish tradition of Hannukah in which the Jews' oil lasted for eight days instead of the predicted one.

After seeing the battery meter on my ipod, I was sure that it would die within the hour but ended up lasting all through the day. Happy Ipod Hannukah!

by njv32 June 30, 2011

fat hangups

overweight people being especially mean, rude, and aggressive towards non-fat people, because the fat person is insecure about their fatness, ugliness, or they are hungry

Fat Girl: Why aren't you finishing your hamburger? Don't you know that's a waste of money? You could have bought a bus pass with the money you wasted on your plate!

Guy: Don't lay your fat hangups on me.

by urbanhighwriterguy October 2, 2012

Hanuchrismadanzaa

Politically correct term for the holidays encompassing all faiths (the important ones anyway)

Happy Hanuchrismadanzaa!

by tu July 10, 2003

hannu

hannu is a really massive shemale with big tits. hannu has a very attractive 14 y/o boy or a monster called niklas. you can buy drugs from hannu.

fucking hannu moit

by aapeli69 December 3, 2018

grab a handful of second

The process of shifting your vehicle from 1st to 2nd gear, usually in a quick, violent fashion. The shift will most likely be followed by excessive tire spin.

"Those guys just jumped in their vette; you better grab a handful of second and get out of here!"

by michaelbolton1 August 26, 2009

Hanf up

A misspelling of hanging up. Some times using for insider jokes on roleplaying sites. Should be stopped it the joke gets lame.

I often hanf up after phonecalls. I have a hanfing phone on the wall.

Emily hanfs up after a conversation with Michelle

by Leif Hvalsøe Schou June 13, 2010