Brooklyn Handcart

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)

Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.

by B Tsunami April 6, 2019

handfag

The gay man that accompanies a diva everywhere she goes.

Person A: Did you see Madonna's new handfag?

Person B: Yeah, and he looked faaabulous.

by dxcrtvbynujimi January 21, 2010

handjams

a game in which you wave your open hands around in a circular fashion repeatedly until utter exhaustion. Can be played with up to ten players. Touching is not allowed.

Let's play handjams with this lovable nearby bear!

by Thom_Dorke October 23, 2010

Handbag

What a wife calls her gay Husband.

There goes Lisa with her handbag.

by Thunderpeel April 15, 2009

Tits in a Handbag!

An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game

(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"

by Johnny Hats November 15, 2009

handmapping

scrubbing the toilet of the internet

"Hey Josh, this handmapping is a lot like scrubbing a toilet dont'cha think?"

by enice September 7, 2005

Handmade Mayo

When a man masterbates to ejactulate into someone's sandwich or burger in place of mayo.

"I made Charlie a turkey sandwich, he doesn't know it has handmade mayo in it."

by Fanimal February 22, 2009