Halvard

A person with this name is a sheaf.

"Halvard er et nek."
"Halvard is a sheaf."

by Spartanous21 December 16, 2019

harvard

The Duke University of the North.

"Hey, whatever happened to the second smartest kid in our graduating class?"
"He ended up attending Harvard."

by shanetaylorwilson October 19, 2016

håvard

Håvard is an Norwegian name, that has it's root from the age of the vikings. The vikings had slaves and they often referred to them as Håvard. Håvard is nowadays a "slang" name for someone who's extremely gay and is often left alone in public places.

Example of use "That guy over there is such an Håvard, he's been sucking on dicks since he came, but now he's all alone."

by xXCreeperSlayer69Xx March 8, 2018

Håvard look-alike

Håvard looks like a dosia

Dosia no just Håvard
Håvard Look-alike

by 1yugscd9u8yg9acd March 16, 2022

Harvard Extension School

Harvard Extension School is sometimes referred to being a school for wanna be school for Harvard Rejects. However turns out it can still get you into a decent Law School, or even medical school

Chang Says to strict parents "mom, dad I got accepted into Harvard!"
Parents "YAAAY"
Chang 4 years later "Mom, Dad I actually went to Harvard Extension School, but still got into Princeton Law!"
Paents "RAWWWWW YOU GO STUDY HARDER"

by Ausdaboss May 9, 2013

Halvard

Halvard is the ugliest name in the world. It is an uncommon name in Norway because almost no one are stupid enough to call their child Halvard. Halvard is the wrong way to write the name Hallvar, Halvar or Hallvard. If you call your daughter Halvard, you need help from a psychriatist.

- What is your son's name?
- Halvard.

*vomiting sounds*

by Pangcheng January 5, 2022

Håvard

A rat which typically lives in the Vietcong tunnel system, even though he is too fat for it. The race is known for its small dick, and is rarely known for having form of relation with another organism on the planet. Some people give this name to their child, often based on the fact that they hate them, and sometimes because they aren't able to see the difference between a rat and a human being.

Person 1: What is your name?
Person 2: Håvard
Person 1: Wow! How are things going in the Vietcong tunnel system?

by Spermefant May 2, 2018