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urbana hospital

A band-Aid shop where you are forgot about in the hospital room and almost die from a paper cut because all they know how to do is pump you full of morphine
Urbana hospital killed my sister because she had a nose bleed and put an iv in her
by Bigslongdong133456 September 18, 2020
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Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.
Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes him. Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
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Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.
Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes/respects him, especially if he can already tell (people tend to pick up on that kind of thing if they've lived to a certain age) . Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
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kk hospital

The ship name for TKH and KTKT. Please go there if you need any help either medically, or in ur love life.
I have an appointment at kk hospital later to see a therapist for my love life.
by some body in your class September 7, 2021
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Aventura Hospital

The most dangerous place in the anarchy that is Florida. Claimed by General Electric in 2013 when Agent Smith somehow became a doctor in the hospital, people who need to be hooked up to life support fucking die in a powerplant.

Usually, because of how horny Smith is, he will fuck a random patient but the pull out right before he cums and then cums all over the patient. Don’t forget that his cum will give a person Matrix COVID, which he created. A few weeks back, some Australian idiot walked into this hospital. Let’s say that she’s been hiding for quite some time now
Doctor 1:“Yo how tf did that patient just suddenly disappear. Why is Smith copying himself onto everybody?
Doctor 2: This is Aventura Hospital. Y’know Smith infects everyone he sees because of his transformation fetish

Doctor 1: OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
Smith: I can hear you…
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
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Going Hospital

A term famously coined by Clockwork, for when he mournfully announces to the lads that he’s once again succumbed to his incessant need to return to Harrogate District Hospital for the fourth time in a week.
“Huuuuuuuuuuuugh. Got a headache, going hospital.”
by Greengasbrown March 21, 2022
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Southern Hospitality

One wrong move, and everyone fucking hates you.
(Person) I did this thing that is not very southern
(Southern People) YOUR DEAD TO ME!
That's southern hospitality
by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022
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