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Mop Hopper

1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.

2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
mugGet the Mop Hoppermug.

hole hopper

When you remove your penis from a vagina, place it into the butt, and then return it home to the vagina.
Omg, Jimmy! I didn't know you were a hole hopper, I would have never bought you that kit-kat bar had I known!
by MizzNewishBooty October 21, 2015
mugGet the hole hoppermug.

Jim Hopper

by loan debt asf September 13, 2022
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Concert Hopper

Concert Hoppers are promoting the live music experience and to share advice to help others to get the most of their experience. They also share memories that were fueled by live music and encourage others to dive deep into the music influenced community.
Hey look over there! There is the concert Hopper helping out someone on their live music journey!
by Agirlthatlovesconcerts May 24, 2018
mugGet the Concert Hoppermug.

VA Hopper

Members within the Flight Simulation community who bends the rules of the Infinite Flight Virtual Airline Regulatory Board, the governing and assisting body that controls and coordinates all efforts and operations within the VA community. These individuals often hop between Virtual Airlines as staff members to identify successful methods and mechanisms to implement into a future "ultimate" organization that they may horribly fail at!

Notable examples may include Baba. A great credit to this man's unfaltering success in fazing through positions across a dozen different airlines. Bravo!
That bloody bloke's a VA Hopper, get a grip mate - you've only got the funds to carbon-copy one VA's crew center!
by infinite flight bootlicker 747 January 17, 2023
mugGet the VA Hoppermug.

Bro hopper

A girl who dates a guy just long enough to discover that his friend is way hotter.
Katie: are you going out with Shawn tonight?
Amber: no, Billy is taking me to a party.
Katie: Billy? You're dating shawn's roommate?
Amber: don't worry, I'm not into him. I'm just going with him because his cousin Joey is going to be at the party.
Katie: you're such a bro hopper!
by Amberooni July 3, 2011
mugGet the Bro hoppermug.

flog hopper

Tommy's shit was takin' quite a long time. So long, he got distracted and decided to join the ranks of Flog Hoppers around the world. He pulled out his pecker and went to stinky pull town.

Jenny decided to push one out on the porcelain shrine while she 'Checked the undercarriage' one fine day and joined the secret society of the Flog Hoppers anonymous.
by Blunt Monk February 7, 2018
mugGet the flog hoppermug.

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