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harry hoofter

one who has sex with one of the same sex. usually aimed as an insult towards a male.
you're a harry hoofter, now jog on before i kick you in the nuts, ya ride!
by jackshaw8 April 16, 2005
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Hooflah

Adj. An exclamation describing a comment, assertion, concept, belief and so forth, as nonsensical, outrageous, ignorant, unintelligent, and whimsical out of capriciousness.

Hooflah is a calque of the French "houp-là", and therefore a cognate of "hoopla", although distinct in it's meaning.

The French term can mean to "excite a horse" - which is where hoopla gets its meaning- or can be generally used to call someone, as in to get there attention. The latter use giving hooflah it's meaning, and likening it to the term "calling someone out". i.e calling someone on their bullshit etc.
"Have you read the other definition(s) of hooflah? What a bunch of hooflah!
by |23450N December 23, 2010
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Hoofery

The place that you take your mini horse to be hoofed.
Christine took her mini horse, Reg, to get hoofed at the hoofery.
by Sally Jane What's Her Face April 27, 2012
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Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
by KaySof August 6, 2012
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Hoofshocker

When u use ur foot to penetrate the bitches pussy and ass at once.."big toe in the lil hole...otha 4 in the juicy wet goal" Also known as "The Boot in the Coot"
"If that bitch dont stop naggin me, she better believe shes getting the Hoofshocker later tonight"
by Steve January 22, 2004
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Hoofty

A person whose soul reason for existence is to collect trucks, cars and the like and jack them up on huge tires. Usually found in and around northeastern Pennsylvania. Enjoys mudding, beer pong, underage women, and burning out. Essentially, a hillbilly with a better vehicle.

Known to have many hang outs which may all be used for their parties. Examples being parking lots, clearings in the woods, areas along power lines, and various homes of 21 year olds.

Good for helping you out with car troubles and taking advantage of drunk teens.

Found debating which is better: Ford or Chevy. Always wearing steel-toe boots
"Hey! There's a hoofty! Lets go with him and get some 15 year old drunk!"
by josafinagaz September 29, 2008
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hoofuckinray

See hooray, more exclamative.
Used to express a variety of emotions. All celebratory. Sarcasticly celebratory. Excitedly Celebratory, etc....
by MudD June 2, 2003
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