When you pick up a hooker in either the New Jersery or New York City before entering the Holland Tunnel and pay her to give you a handjob while you are in the tunnel.
I was stuck in traffic so i figured I should get a Holland Tunnel handjob on my way home from the Izod Center.
by Lil mondie August 16, 2009
Madison Mccann. She goes by Madi for short. She loves her husband Tom and thinks he’s litterally the hottest person ever. She loves all his movies, or marvel movies in general and knows everything about them. Don’t you wish you were Madi Mccann, Tom Holland’s Wife?
by edenmae February 28, 2019
A god like human. Almost like a mythical being. So fascinating that you would want to cut your balls off when you witness this man. He will do the undoable. he eats diamonds. He lost his virginity before his parents. His kids will have diamond enforced sternums so their heart and lungs will never be in danger. He knows a man, named Carter. He Poops on this Carter. He beats this Carter. In Golf. So you got Tiger woods. He is a player, stud, and good at golf. You got Samuel P. Holland who is tiger times 6969696969696969696969.
A father would really appreciate making a child with his wife. But After a visit with Samuel P. Holland, this man lost his balls and now can only get pleasure by fingering his butt hole.
by aprettycoolguy August 11, 2011
Jacinta: OH my god! Tom Holland is SUCH a dream boat!
Alice: Ha ha yeah! I just want to sniff his hair!
Jacinta: And i just wanna feel his skin!
Britney: Wow they are SUCH Tom Holland stans.
Alice: Ha ha yeah! I just want to sniff his hair!
Jacinta: And i just wanna feel his skin!
Britney: Wow they are SUCH Tom Holland stans.
by Ochako Uraraka please go away February 09, 2019
Holland middle school is the place where big chungus smokes grass and was the place where mo bamba was made
by Big Chungus aka Samir January 05, 2019
A roommate who sleeps with every woman he possibly can, including 30 year old ex wives(which have 2 kids), too total up the amount of people slept with above the 30 mark. He then denies the fact that he could have an STD and refuses to get tested for it. Thus making all of his other roommates wash there hands in an over excessive manner to avoid any kind of contact.
Andrew: “So Holland, how many women have you been with?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
The next day…..
Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”
P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
The next day…..
Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”
P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..
by Matt Spangler January 24, 2008
by ggfranklin September 10, 2009