Hoiner

Someone who is a total jerkface. Someone who is so totally full of themselves, that even THEY know it. Basically, just a blubbering bafoon. Can also be used as a term of endearment amongst close bros.

Example #1
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!

Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!

by doucheface November 27, 2015

hoisper

The act of holding your guitar pick between your lips in an effort to free up your hand.

Hoisper your pick so you don't drop it on the floor.

by Jemma Dog April 11, 2016

hoisting the trophy

Lifting your partner during sex to get her in position so that you can get some back-door action.

There's no doubt Brian will be hoisting the trophy in a few weeks.

by Puntmuffer February 2, 2018

Hoitis

When an individual acts like a ho and begins to terrorize people with his/her hoey ways

Hariette is suffering from hoitis

by Anagh May 14, 2018

hoitz

The name for Alec Johnson's tiny shlincter

Hey Alec, How is your hoitz doing?

by hoitzy&shmoitzy May 20, 2019

Hointje oll

A breed of pig

Wow that hointje oll will taste nice

by Hejakdndjsksnsns69 September 7, 2021

Hoimontick

A nice guy. And a not so nice guy. A bit weird. He’s the guy who makes plans and then bails out the last moment after all the preparations have been made. He likes dogs. And food.

“He’s gonna bail out again, isn’t he?” “Who? Hoimontick? Yep, he is.”

by GiraffeSwingingHead November 23, 2021