by Heisms January 04, 2018
When you crap so long your turd hits the bottom of the bowl , does a U turn, heads back up and kisses you on your ass cheek.
OK! I seen skid marks before but whats these brown lip marks in your BVD's? OH! that's just from a Shit Hickey I got from eating too much Lesbian Pizza!
by StuPedasso February 25, 2012
1. a hickey on the same spot as a bruise.
2. usually given by disciplining your partner, then apologizing for it, and sucking it better.
3. the best kind is a simultaneous bruise hickey, which is done by magically punching and kissing the same exact place.
2. usually given by disciplining your partner, then apologizing for it, and sucking it better.
3. the best kind is a simultaneous bruise hickey, which is done by magically punching and kissing the same exact place.
1. My girl got into a fight, and ended up bruised, so i made he whole body a bruise hickey.
2. she was super pissed at me, so she hit me with her heel, and then cried and begged to make it into a hickey.
3. i was totally doing the simultaneous bruise hickey last night, it was fuckin insane.
2. she was super pissed at me, so she hit me with her heel, and then cried and begged to make it into a hickey.
3. i was totally doing the simultaneous bruise hickey last night, it was fuckin insane.
by vakee April 30, 2011
by KrazHD February 27, 2017
When you absolutley get OWNED by a ping pong.... so hard it gives you a hickey of embarrasment its the equivelant of getting your balls chopped off!
Son:I was at this grad party last night and i got these nasty sting pong hickeys on my butt, tit, right and left testacle... it was wrong
Dad: Hahahaaha sorry i was so hard on you last night
Dad: Hahahaaha sorry i was so hard on you last night
by Jon&Marcus June 27, 2011
National Hickey Day is celebrated the 3rd and 4th week of may. Right before memorial day. This is where you and your significant other exchange hickeys. As many hickeys you get is how many hickeys u significant other gets. Get freaky
Guy: Baby do you know what day it is?
Girl: Isn’t it National Hickey Day?
Guy: It sure is. You want to?
Girl: Gladly.
Girl: Isn’t it National Hickey Day?
Guy: It sure is. You want to?
Girl: Gladly.
by imnotkarissaorjoeyha April 19, 2019
Give your boyfriend or girl a hickey anywhere and if your single don’t be a pussy and ask to give a hickey to someone and its every Friday in April
by Don’t try me April 11, 2019