Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.
by Munstadi July 30, 2017
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by Saort April 21, 2011
Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.
Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?
Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.
Girl 1: Why's that?
Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.
Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.
Girl 1: Why's that?
Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.
Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011
A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
by boocs March 18, 2022
Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.
by milonster hunter February 05, 2020
when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.
by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011