mormon handjob

Noun: a sexual act that involves manual stimulation of the genitals through the recipients clothing.

Ann gave Mitt a "mormon handjob" to make him feel better after his loss on election night.

by TriDickUnicorn April 21, 2014

banana handjob

The couple peels a banana and the one partner takes the banana peel and puts it on the males penis and then puts her hand outside the peel and gives him and handjob with the banana peel while the person giving the blowjob eats the banana

We went to the zoo and on the way home my wife gave me a banana handjob

by The Frat House December 31, 2014

handjob

A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.

She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.

She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.

by Hand Jobs SUCK October 8, 2006

boston handjob

The interesting (mythical?) act of inserting your penis in a woman's anus (girl 1) while another woman (girl 2) fists the first and strokes your member to ecstasy through the thin divideing wall between ass and vaj.

A: Dude...Fuck...I totally got a Boston Handjob from Amanda and Cheryl last night...
M: Did you fuck, ya dirty bastard.
(A cocks eyebrow and swaggers off knowingly...)

by Capt. Volcano September 29, 2008

South African Handjob

A back rub, generally unsolicited, which may be performed with or without clothing.

WTF, I was just sitting there and Stan came up behind me and gave me a South African handjob. What a fooking prawn.

by Yellow TLR June 6, 2011

Handjob

A sexual act that a female/male/anyone can commit. It feels very pleasurable if you do it right. It usually involves someone using their hand to stroke their lover's penis to arouse them. To start at the shaft and work your way up and down. Ya know? Good. Goes along with a blowjob sometimes too. Really revs people's engines! Like so. 👇🏻

"Maggie gave me a handjob last night. It was a total shock but I enjoyed it! She really knows how to utilize her hand. "

"That's amazing. Good for you, buddy."

" I mean once she started stroking it, there was no complaints about her not listening to me rant about the abomination that is Donald Trump and pineapple pizza."

"Okay??"

"We decided to save that for cuddling after sex. Maybe she'll even give me head for Halloween."

"......"

"......"

"So. What's your girl doing for you on SpookyHalloween™? Meme costumes and candy up your ass?"

I don't know what the hell I'm doing someone push me out a window. Pls. I beg.

by whomstthefuckareyou April 16, 2018

western grip handjob

very similar to its long lost cousin the, traditional handjob, but the performer's hand is in such position that the thumb and forefinger hole is the first thing to hit the base as opposed to the pinky. Making what could be considered a reversed, better feeling hand vagina.

We were standing face to face, so she gave me a western grip handjob.

by nahleydaman March 29, 2010