HAY GUYZ!

A popular way of opening a dialogue on the internet. While some people see this as a instant turn off, (rule 88 of the internet clearly states that; "If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.") others see this as a way of defining who is a "newf*g" and who is cool.

Citizen 1: "did you hear about john?"

Citizen 2: "yea, that was such an epic fai-"

Citizen 3: "HAY GUYZ!"

Citizen 2: "screw off f****t

by none_of_your_buisness88 December 24, 2010

hay andy

A field full of thorns and prickers usually bailed wet causing barns to burn to the ground

Hay Andy is the cause of the barn fire

by Hayyyyyy420 July 30, 2019

Hay dog

Goth woman with countless bodies. Denies it and likes contraceptive balloon.

Hay dog is shlanging that ween.

by Sicko mode scobben July 8, 2020

Bailing Hay

Code word for engaging in homosexual activities.

Those two dudes have totally been bailing hay.

by rodblago October 13, 2020

heading the hay

Going to sleep (southern way)

I'm "heading the hay", I'll see you tomorrow!

by juliuscaesardies September 22, 2017

hay season

A bad excuse for fake asthma.

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.

by Your Mom in Disguise June 17, 2016

kyler hay

A nigger who does nothing but smoke and shit bag around CFAS.

Legend has it, he smokes weed more than black Kim Jung un.

Guy: hey, where'd my weed go?

Guy 2: "sorry, me and kyler hay smoked it all

Ex 2:

Guy: who took my goddamn weed?

Guy 2: I kyler hay'd it.

by Satanstiddies January 22, 2018