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gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.
Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.
by bb714 February 8, 2015
mugGet the gutter woodmug.

Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.
Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.
by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
mugGet the Gutter-blessingmug.

Gutter Bagel

A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.
"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."
by AggressiveCabbage June 6, 2021
mugGet the Gutter Bagelmug.

stud gutter

a male's lower ab region that forms a "V" at his hips
"Damn, did you Channing Tatum's stud gutters? I could get lost in those."
by kaylambee January 27, 2014
mugGet the stud guttermug.

Gutter Dweller

Someone who is the lowest of the low. An individual who resides in the gutter.
by Moll1e March 14, 2021
mugGet the Gutter Dwellermug.

Hangin gutter

A man unzips his pants and let’s his limp dick hang out of the front of his pants.
Did you see Ed he was hangin gutter
by Murriden April 1, 2021
mugGet the Hangin guttermug.

gutter bump

To thrust the penis between a woman's preferably large butt cheeks. Similar to titty fucking.
I didn't get to fuck her in the ass but atleast she was down to gutter bump.
by Zsuchanuk July 25, 2016
mugGet the gutter bumpmug.

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