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Gurt

Gurt: someone who does something very smart but also very dangerous

Gurting: The act of doing something very smart but also very dangerous
Yo: Gurt chill out man, you almost got us killed with that lane change

Gurt: Yo, chill out. We gonna get there faster.

Yo: U right gurt, my bad twin!
by Real_Gurt May 3, 2025
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Gurt

Gurt:yo
Gurt: yo
by Gemetridack May 18, 2025
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Gurt

Gurt is an Instagram brain-rot character derived from 'Yogurt' as 'Yo gurt'. As if saying 'Yo' to someone named 'Gurt'. Often followed by Gurt's response 'Yo'. Other terms like 'Gurting' have the same meaning as Gooning.

Gurt is often mentioned without context and accompanied with excessive slang for comedic effect.
"New slang term just dropped: '!' used to end a sentence with excitement. Example: sybau Gurt u pmo fr kys!! 🥀🥀🔋🔋 Gurt: yo

Group gurting at 3.
Gurt: Yo
by Doohickey- May 8, 2025
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Gurting

To "gurt" is to do something very smart, however very dangerous.
Jo is gurting to get the huzz.
by dollita May 16, 2025
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naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017
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Gurting

The act of knowing what is happening, and it’s actually really smart, bus also very dangerous.
Ts gurting ong.
by Thechonker3347 April 15, 2025
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Gurting

When you do something that's smart but also very dangerous
That lion is gurting.
by GurtSybau April 11, 2025
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