Gurt

A friend named Garrett that has a milking fetish and they are a little special.

Omg gurt you are so funny

by Gurt expert 78 March 10, 2025

gurt

Verb. When you're doing something very smart but also very dangerous.

Person 1: See that dog riding the bike over there? That's incredible!
Person 2: That dog is gurting.

by RoomWithAView56 April 17, 2025

Gurt

My epic Valorant duo partner, who is extremely handsome!

Gurt is seggc

by Koklol January 18, 2021

gurt

yo

yogurt
gurt: yo
gurt always got sum to say man 🥀

by saint.66 April 25, 2025

gurt

the main character

ikiab: ima keep it a gurt
gurt: ts pmo

by Gigglesquirt May 9, 2025

naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

Gurting

To "gurt" is to do something very smart, however very dangerous.

Jo is gurting to get the huzz.

by dollita May 16, 2025