Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.

I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)

by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021

Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines

Rules no one fucking cares about

someone: i made a definition for your name on Urban Dictionary
person 2: isn’t that against Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines?
person 1: who fucking follows those

by miseryxx January 12, 2022

guidette

A non-Italian girl who thinks she is Italian or a girl who likes Italian men and tries to act like she is Italian. Most Italian women would refer to themselves as guidas but if a girl refers to herself as a guidette, they know she is a mangacake. Italian women will trick non-Italian wanna bes into calling themselves guidettes and then laugh at them for being mangacakes.

hahaha, the mangacake guida wanna be thinks she is a guidette.

by guidette love March 17, 2012

Guderian

A name for a person with a searing intellect and who is well hard.
Normally dressed in the latest designer gear and with young,beautiful women draped across him.

"Did you see that Guderian last night"?
"Yes he's well hard and looks like a Hollywood star".

by Uncle Colin October 29, 2010

Guidette-ism

The act or practice of being a Guidette. The study of excessive banter and relentless stupidity by excessive and obnoxious drinking and ed hardy wearing.

The Guidette-ism is strong in this grenade.

by lmaothistownisdumb March 15, 2011

tv guided missle

a quote that nerds love to use while playing battlefield 2

noob cant even use the "tv guided missle"

by liroy August 1, 2006

gundersized

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker mergelatedsalamanized

I can't believe I was gundersized first thing in the morning.

by netteach March 14, 2003