Groving

the act of sticking your chin out in an angry manner

Dude look at that guy over there he is totally groving.

by Jace Cherry May 5, 2024

Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.

by Longpooman June 16, 2024

Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems

by Longpooman June 16, 2024

groingle percentage

the difference in colour between the skin and the tip of the penis. higher percentage, more contrast.

person #1: My tip is dark pink, almost red, but my
skin is so pale!
person #2: Bro, your groingle percentage has got to be 85 or above!

by chompgiraffe June 29, 2024

Growling Smile

A face expression in dogs when they feel threatened and angry, this expression also includes a creepy human-like smile and a angry face along with growling,

Oh no, it's his chihuahua again with the growling smile.....

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

groking off

The act of using the Twitter Grok AI to generate porn images to goon to

I was groking off and suddenly Grok put Elon Musk's face on my fantasy girl's boobs, total turn off

by democracymanifestival May 29, 2025

glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them

— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020

by kalabochik November 14, 2025