Goofy Older Brother Syndrome

A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"

"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"

"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."

by SCF November 6, 2009

Groovy

A word that originated In San Francisco, CA along with The Summer of love/ Entire hippy movement as well. It really just can be anything positive if you like it, it's groovy

I wish I lived in Northern California back when it had nothing but hippies, hipsters, and cannabis. So groovy man.

by 559 to 916 February 8, 2014

goofy hoes

Fine-ass, stupid women that just want another woman man

Marie has always been hanging around goofy hoes.

by Itswoody April 3, 2017

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at

1.The coolest sentence you can make with the magnets given to you by the whisky add in Esquire.

2.Self Explanitory

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at if you give me a cookie.

by Fat_Prophet September 20, 2005

Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above

I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!

by gozorz January 19, 2009

Goofy Ass Ho

A jovial, warm hearted, oftentimes gregarious chap, who passionately engages in socially abnormal behavior with comedy and a twinge of foolishness, all while retaining a good social standing. Goofy Ass Ho's are typically known for losing articles of clothing during their many misadventures and in axtreme cases pieces of technology (cellphones, iPods, etc.)

Kate was such a goofy ass ho last night.

by PluffKittenProblems February 4, 2012

Groovydog

By name and nature; a patriotic creature commonly seen at a nearby ordinateur or gaming console, is known to laugh at oompa loompas and jam as well as consistantly bitch at those smaller than herself.

"I can't explain how much of a bitch you are, so I'll just call you Groovydog."

by secret lover September 7, 2008