The contemplative fella spent the entire weekend sitting by the bubbling brook, and watching the water beetles as he sipped glass after glass of Dirty Grinches.
by Mead Weaver December 10, 2025
Get the Dirty Grinch mug.1. (n.) The cave-dwelling, solitary curmudgeon of Mount Crumpit with a penchant for ruining the fun of the citizens of Whoville, the Cat in the Hat, and others, especially around the holidays. Has a pet dog named Max, typically Green or sometimes White.
2. (adj., 'Grinchy') to have Christmas spirit in short supply ("The term 'Grinchy' shall apply when Christmas spirit is in short supply." 1).
3. (v.) to make another's life unbearable("He runs into the Cat in the Hat and decides to make the cat's life unbearable." 2).
2. (adj., 'Grinchy') to have Christmas spirit in short supply ("The term 'Grinchy' shall apply when Christmas spirit is in short supply." 1).
3. (v.) to make another's life unbearable("He runs into the Cat in the Hat and decides to make the cat's life unbearable." 2).
1. "Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot. But the Grinch who lived just North of Whoville did not!
2. "My father gets Grinchy around October, right when holiday stuff starts getting put in Hobby Lobby."
3. "The Grinch Grinched the Cat in the Hat was ridiculous, I mean, Persimmon Pink? The Grinch would never in 2025!"
1 How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Directed by Ron Howard, performance by Jeffrey Tambor, Imagine Entertainment, Dr. Seuss Enterprises, 2000.
2 Publically Editable. "The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat (TV Short 1982) - IMDb." IMDb, Amazon, Date Accessed 12/17/2025.
2. "My father gets Grinchy around October, right when holiday stuff starts getting put in Hobby Lobby."
3. "The Grinch Grinched the Cat in the Hat was ridiculous, I mean, Persimmon Pink? The Grinch would never in 2025!"
1 How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Directed by Ron Howard, performance by Jeffrey Tambor, Imagine Entertainment, Dr. Seuss Enterprises, 2000.
2 Publically Editable. "The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat (TV Short 1982) - IMDb." IMDb, Amazon, Date Accessed 12/17/2025.
by StanmichNomenclature December 17, 2025
Get the Grinch mug.A holiday-season tradition where one intentionally ignores all grooming and allows their pubes to grow wildly out of control, reaching full feral, Grinch-level proportions by Christmas.
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Get the Grinching mug.Grinching (verb)
To Grinch someone is to ḟ̴̧̧̗͍͉͔̹͎̻͓̇͊̃̒̄̈̓̉̌̈͝͝h ̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖̌͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜ŵ̵̨̢̳̞̤̝̖̠̘̩̞̘̭͍̘̐́̈͑̈́̐̂̔̽̓͋̂̔ͅo̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️b̶̖̤̋́̋̾̔͗̆͊̊̆́͑̌͆͊̈́t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️ if they touch and/or enter your bad room.
To Grinch someone is to ḟ̴̧̧̗͍͉͔̹͎̻͓̇͊̃̒̄̈̓̉̌̈͝͝h ̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖̌͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜ŵ̵̨̢̳̞̤̝̖̠̘̩̞̘̭͍̘̐́̈͑̈́̐̂̔̽̓͋̂̔ͅo̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️b̶̖̤̋́̋̾̔͗̆͊̊̆́͑̌͆͊̈́t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️ if they touch and/or enter your bad room.
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Get the Grinching mug.Taking a shit. The frayed tapering turd end looks the top of Grinch’s head. Typically an effortless slide out. Hence the “slinchin’” not pinchin’.
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Get the Slinchin’ a Grinch mug.Used to declare that a situation is completely one-sided and already decided — either in total victory or total defeat; often said to taunt or mock an opponent.
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