graffito

cool graffiti type drawings, more artistic than the usual scribbles

"jesse graffitoed my bag for me- he's so boss."

by lauren August 30, 2003

graffiti

What stupid teenagers waste tax money by doing.

1. Hey you mexicans, go away before I all Immigration!

by P0lishPimp September 19, 2005

graffilliterate

Noun or adjective describing someone who can't read or write graffiti (tags, throw ups and pieces.)

(A woman sees 2 teenagers bombing)

Woman: Why are you doodling on the wall?
Dude 1: We're reclaiming the streets, getting our name up.
Woman: How are these squiggly lines getting your "name" up?
Dude 1: Well it says Clast, cant you read?
Woman: Hunh?
Dude 2: Yo this bitch is graffilliterate!

by Clast November 5, 2009

Nerd Graffiti

1) Odd boxes with arrows that need to be generated into Visio diagrams later at tech companies. Wipe/White board sessions where.

2) What a non-technical manager thinks of Visio diagram planning sessions or any thing 'technical' related like servers, hardware, application flow, Datacenter diagram related.

"Hey we probably need to get some Nerd Graffiti on this issue before we move forward".
Translation:
"We should have a meeting in your office over this problem and write out on the white board which servers and network components are at risk or a problem or what we need to design for the future.

by Spodie February 27, 2011

i-Ego-Graffiti

/noun/ pertaining to the phenomena of projection seen in online media where individuals feel the grandiose right to deface others psychic space through electronic mediums such as walls of Facebook. This stems from magical beliefs about one’s special ability to perceive the world and reality. i-ego- graffiti often follows logic on topics such as politics, sports, relationships, and/or religion but is also notable for the individual’s inability to differentiate the manifest content from the latent material (i.e. inferiority, anger, self-doubt, etc.). i-ego-graffiti is a form of sublimation and a primary defense mechanism. i-ego-graffiti artists tend to have little awareness of their motivation.

I posted a video on Facebook and my crazy uncle dirtied my wall with i-Ego-Graffiti about Obama being a racist

by ppatrickme9 March 6, 2012

I don't come from graffiti

Phrase used by art historians who snub street culture whilst proceeding to discuss travels, blazers, and the nuances of english accents in the wee hours of the night.

"I don't come from graffiti..."
"wait, did you just say, i don't come from graffiti?"

by nobutwhoareyou December 14, 2011

Superbad with mrs. graff

The most awkward thing you can imagine.

Boy # 1. Dude, my parents walked in on that lesbian scene in Jennifer's Body. Boy #2 THAT'S LIKE SUPERBAD WITH MRS. GRAFF!!

by kensmom6969 February 18, 2011