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Members of the Something Awful Forums. They were named this after repeated verbal attacks on a website caused the owner to complain to Something Awful owner Lowtax about him and his "goons."

Goons have neckbeards, no real-life social skills, a tendency for whining about dumb superficial crap, and a knack for shutting down anyone who has anything worth making fun of. They're known for their sarcastic and elitist tendencies, though many on the internet find them hilarious.

Usually proud members of such Forums as GBS, BYOB, FYAD, or ADTRW, goons patrol the Awful Forums attempting to type funny jokes while their fingers slip off the keyboard due to Cheetos grease.

Goons spew overused catchphrases like "Do you have stairs in your house?" or "All your base are belong to us," though they are also responsible for founding and popularizing various internet memes, web sites, and trends.

There are many varieties of goon, depending on the particular forums they frequent at SA. GBS goons are often sarcastic and clever, while FYAD goons are elitist and abstract, BYOB goons are laid-back and random, CC goons are artistic and very critical, and ADTRW goons are anime-obsessed.
Goon1: That reminds me of a BYOB thread a few days ago.
Goon2: OMG ur a goon 2?
Goon1: Wow yeah do you have stairs in your base belong to us?

Goons: Why do I have to pay 10bux to get into these forums? If it costs me an entire week's allowance, than I don't want to be a goon.
by Vampt Vo September 15, 2007
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Goon O' Clock

The point of the day that the goon drinking must take place accompanied by the song undertakers thirst for revenge is unquenchable- Chiodos :)
someone: hey man im soo sick!
different someone: fuck you have to drowned your sickness :O and look at the time its Goon O' Clock!
by Mr. jenny mason November 24, 2009
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goonberry

a straight up goon. catch phrases include: schwippidy schwap, schwaaaaap, murphy, or claaaank. goonberry's do not consume any variations of animal flesh. he also does not eat eggs because of their potent smell. he enjoys goonberry-muffins, taco bell, and brawl. he is prone to winning elections uncontested. he tends to schwapp people (generally children) in video and online games. research has indicated that he may be the leader of the Autobots.

synonyms include: bus-master, goonberry-master, and master-baiter.
did that guy just say 'schwippidy schwap?' what a goonberry!
by softlipsgrover April 13, 2011
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magic goon

Cheap wine mixed with soft drink, cordial or possibly juice.
The cheap wine waz too disgusting to get pissed from, so I added some lemonade and had me sum magic goon.
by Diego September 30, 2003
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Gezon

Awesome asian kid who spikes his hair alot. Often seen in leather jackets
Wow that guy has gezon hair!
by Joe mama123 December 7, 2010
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goon coon

A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.
Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.

Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.

Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
by Goondued November 8, 2011
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goon gargling

The act of having both goon (Australian boxed wine) and a man's testicles in ones mouth and gargling both simultaneously until the point of ejaculation. This is usually followed by the goon gargler swallowing both the goon and the man's sperm.
' this goonbag got me so fucking horny..fancy me some goon gargling tonight'
by goongargler2000 October 19, 2016
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