Goose

Verb; "to goose". Basically it's when you do a rape, its called "goosing".

Named after Goose, who pioneered the art of goosing by combining the activities of suprise sex and having a silly name.

"Shit dude! That girls covered in blood!"

"Probably been goosed"

"But her leg is broken!"

"Yep..."

by pagemeister May 3, 2008

Goose

the worst insult possible with the least effort

Yo, your such a goose.

by dingdonghello2 November 2, 2009

goose

As a Verb: (To Goose)To mess up- Fail.

Conj;
I goose, you goose, he gooses, we goose, they goose, I goosed, I will goose, I have goosed.

As a pronoun: gooser - one who gooeses

That fucker over there, he goosed my plans to ask her out! (That person not in my light, he ruined my plans to propose a date with her)

Dude, don't goose the shit.
(My fellow man, do not ruin the stuff)

Look at that gooser, he fucked up my rep.
(Take into consideration of that person who ruins things in that area, he ruined my social status)

by Michael Massoud December 4, 2003

goosed

to be extra excited about an upcoming event or action. A sense of utter excitment.

"I'm so 'goosed' up, I'm swimming in them" - Marshie from H*R.com

"The Stanley Cup Finals starts next Friday, I'm getting 'goosed' up!"

"I live for Portugal tomorrow. I'm so 'goosed' up!"

by Juleo April 17, 2004

goose

A slang word for PENIS, used mainly in VQM language all across Toronto, Ontario.

Combined with the work CHUCK, means a 'Blow Job' again mainly in VQM language.

" she touched my GOOSE! "
" hey baby, wanna see my GOOSE? "

" just link a little GOOSECHUCK "
" does that bitch give GOOSECHUCK? "

by SpHiNxXx October 7, 2006

Goosed

To be found out, caught out or discvored doing something risky.

Your dad totally goosed me poling your mum.

by Ninja Steve May 21, 2004

goosed

to suck someone's tounge inside of your mouth while kissing them

My girlfirend and I were making out and then she goosed me

by robynrobyn March 31, 2007