gooch willie

Process of wiping your finger on your gooch and sticking it in someones ear.

That cunt for brains just gave me a gooch willie!!!

by loose asshole February 14, 2009

The holiday Gooch

The period of time between Christmas day and New Years Day, like the peice of skin between your nutsack and butthole.

'How was your Christmas Eric?'

'It was ok, but the Holiday Gooch was much better!!'

'Dude, where were you last night, it was New Years eve!?!'

'Sorry man, I spent my entire Holiday Gooch wrecked so I crashed out last night instead.'

by BZA Beard January 09, 2010

Gucci Gooch

Slang , can be either negative or positive .
Combo Reference to Hi-Class Gucci Couture & a Gooch

That's some A+ Gucci Gooch they've got ..

That Bitch over there is a skanky Gucci Gooch

"Honey, they don't want your Gucci Gooch stinking up the place!"

when she told all three of us that she was Queen Juicy Gucci Gooch, we knew she had flown off her rocker.

by EStarr(z) October 27, 2010

Gooch grits

Slimey pale substance that lives in ones gooch. Brought about by not bathing.

Sally vomited while giving tbone a bj cause his gooch grits were stanky.

by Big_daddy_jankins January 05, 2021

Mason-Gooch

Noun: A slang term for vagina.
Verb: (to) Curb-stomp a person/item.
Adjective: Mouldy and/or yellow.

Noun: Yo man, I tore up her Mason-Gooch last night!
Verb: I feel like Mason-Gooching some bitches.
Adjective: That duck over there is very Mason-Gooch and Mason-Gooch.

by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

velcro gooch

when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.

"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."

by David and Colin August 02, 2007

acid gooch

Acid gooch is a condition many men suffer from, caused by an excessively sweaty groin region, you know you have acid gooch when you start developing holes in your boxers and jeans in the crouch area.

Fletch: my jeans keep wearing out at the crouch man!

Vaughan: sounds like you got acid gooch ay?

by MrRampage June 13, 2013