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smashmouth golf

An elite circuit of golfers who embrace the 'three yards and a cloud of dust' mentality on and off the links.
The Smashmouth Golf survival kit includes white castle, a long putter, gold bond, and 100 coors.
by Crooked Face March 12, 2011
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Dick golf

Where you go on a sexual conquest with many women, your dick is the ball so to speak and goes in many holes.
Did you see how many women Brad has been with lately?

Yeah man he is playing one crazy game of dick golf that's for sure.
by chemikyle November 14, 2016
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Gandolf Golf

Golf involving two or more people who are but are not limited to Men with Swords, Wizards, And Hobbits
Yo furry feet, wanna play some Gandolf Golf
by Dik Dik Van Dik June 3, 2004
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Gorrilla Golf

Prison yard basketball, or any type of basketball played in an urban, low income setting.
Man, did you see that game of gorrilla golf the other day. I heard that Big Mike got shanked. Good game.
by Westtexas July 8, 2010
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Golf Balling

The act of putting a golf ball in a girl's ass and then pushing it in as far as you can with your penis to see how long she can hold it
by Long Island Stew June 1, 2009
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golf course

A large area of land used for golf, a sport involving knocking around a small ball with a stick and walking after it.
The American Dream: the homeless take over all the golf courses.
by LudwigVan December 7, 2003
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Beer Golf

a fun drinking game that can have a various set of rules. The goal is to attempt to drink at 18 "holes" (bars, not necessarily 18 different ones, the same bars can be visited mutiple times to satisfy this rule). Similar to the rules in regular golf, players receive points depending on the type of drinks they consume; liquor receives the least amount of points, then beer, etc. The player with the least amount of points wins the game!
You pansy! You drank water during a round of bar golf! You automatically get 10 penalty points for that!

Anyone up for a game of beer golf? First two holes on me!
by Christine B. March 12, 2011
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