by Bitch17 May 16, 2025
Get the Glen mug.The mantra you say as a dude when you're in your 50s at a bar or lounge, and you're still crushin' it with a vast age range of attractive ladies.
Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.
Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.
In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.
Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.
In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
EXAMPLE 1:
Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."
Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"
Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."
Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"
Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
by Lloyd Braun 32550 October 18, 2017
Get the Glenning mug.The act of fucking a TV judge then naming the kid Glen , hen putting him in charge of a Facebook group to regulate content.
by GrowGodKing June 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Glen mug.A town within Riverside, it has a close-knit community with many kid functions and family outings. We, however, have been suffering from some gang activities. Inbetween Pedley and Rubidoux. Schools include Glen Avon elementary, Indian Hills elementary, (a few other elementary schools I forgot), Jurupa Middle, and Patriot High. We are a music-rich comunity, consisting of rap, hip-hop, rock, metal, and, yes, even country. We have a lot of farmland and our police force sucks a little.
1: Hey dont u live in Riverside, CA?
2: Hell no!
1: Then where? im sendin u a package.
2: Glen Avon, CA, duh!
2: Hell no!
1: Then where? im sendin u a package.
2: Glen Avon, CA, duh!
by Hard Rock Harlequinn May 10, 2012
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Get the cody glen parker mug.Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman
Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.
by TroubledMD December 11, 2024
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