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Charlie Give a Shit

A person (man or woman) who pretends to care only when it benefits his or her agenda. A phrase to describe an insincere, sociopathic person who furthers their cause using fake or false concern.
"You can't slack off all day at work and then get all Charlie give a shit when the boss comes around"

That dude could care less about this company until our investor comes around and then he's fucking Charlie Give A Shit
by Charlie gives 2 shits January 21, 2010
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i don't give a Funyun

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.
{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/
by Telephony September 28, 2014
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I don't give a dirty handkerchief

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)
WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.
by Telephony December 24, 2014
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who gives a fuck

not caring about the topic at hand
Brent: Hey that rust is called patina.

Eddie: Who gives a fuck....
by el deportante April 28, 2008
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Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli

A subliminal message, pretending to be “Ravioli, Ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!”
Used by evil single-celled amoebas and plankton.
Robot Krabs: Don’t listen to him, SpongeBob. Remember: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.
by Morty c-137 December 31, 2017
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give 'em the skids

-phrase
1. with motivational intentions.
2. residual fecal matter remaining attached to a toilet bowl post flushing.
sometimes you just got to get out there, do your best, and give 'em the skids!
by m.gutz May 12, 2011
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I don't give a fuck

This phrase in used when a person is not interested or doesn't care about what others do or say.
Dick:please give my phone i have to call my girlfriend.
Hijacker:shut the fuck up,i don't give a fuck about your girlfriend.
by Greek warrior November 11, 2013
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