yes, giraffe

a sarcastic remark to be used as an insult when u having nothing else to say
ex.

u can also use it as a non-sequential response to any and every question asked

a: FUCK U
B: yes, giraffe

ex.

Matt: whats the answer to the random complicated math problem onon the board?

Ania: YES GIRAFFE!

by Ania and Matt October 22, 2004

Selling Queer Giraffes

When someone tells you a lie and you refuse to believe what is being said or want to call them out in an awesome way.

Guy 1 : yeah we are leaving right now!
Guy 2 : I think your selling Queer Giraffes man.

by Gorilla123 September 27, 2009

Oral Giraffe

When a man does a handstand on top of a step stool making him that much taller, and receives a blowjob (Oral Sex) from a man or woman. His butt cheeks will also be massaged and played with.

Oh my god, Kirsten! I can't believe you actually gave him an oral giraffe! You're such a slut!

Lindsey! Give me an oral giraffe, please!

by kirsie-kirs June 7, 2011

purple giraffe

Purple giraffe is when she sucks so hard your dick turns purple and grows longer compared to a giraffes long neck

"She sucked so hard and gave me a purple giraffe"

by spodderman May 23, 2014

giraffe

A half ounce of marijuana.

"How much are you after?"
"Just give me a Giraffe."

by Cat in Pants May 14, 2006

gay giraffe

A weird, funny and amazing person who will always be there when you need it. Sometimes depressed but most of the time they are their own self and don't care what people say.

"Hey are you aware of the gay giraffe?"
"Yeah, she's really funny!"

by Bisexual snake April 16, 2017

Explaining Your Giraffe

Phrase created by late-night Czar Crag Ferguson. Is a common expression usd to describe masturbation. Cannot be used as a plural. Sentence: "I walked in on Jay explaining his giraffe."

giraffe masturbation Explaining Your Giraffe

by ImNotDWapp July 27, 2010