Germaphobe

Someone who is obsessed with cleanliness and avoiding unsanitary surfaces. Tends to engage in excessive hand washing and fears holding or touching objects handled by other parties

Alyssa's a real germaphobe; she washes her hands with alcohol at least twenty times a day.

by Locquacious Me August 13, 2010

Geraldine

THE MOST beautiful, sexiest, saucy, smokin hot, gorgeous woman you have ever laid eyes on. Also known for the nicest booty. She is more beautiful that the moon, the stars. She WILL be the best you have ever had in bed! THE BEST at everything in that category! Some even say her beauty can kill kind of like a ninja! She is an exotic beauty. Beautiful hair and a smile that will draw you in. Most likely of royal blood. A Queen or a Princess.

Now She's a Geraldine!

by admire798 February 5, 2010

Germaboo

A non-German person, by culture, who is obsessed with German culture and ideals. Germaboo.

Germanboo's shout sieg heil when they feel threatened. Germaboo.

by TheDarKnight57 June 17, 2016

german gaspedal

pulling someone towards you and kicking them in the nuts, HARD.

While in the hallway talking to my girlfriend Mark booked me, I then decided to turn around and give the bastard a german gaspedal.

by quiefer April 12, 2008

Swamp German

Derogatory name for Dutch and sometimes Belgian peoples.

Maarten Vanderveeke is from the Netherlands. Oh so he is a “Swamp German”?

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ September 30, 2020

german kissing

Like a french kiss but with less tongue, and more classy.

Jake was german kissing his new girl friend as they sat in front of a fire with a bottle of wine.

by Iconate April 11, 2009

germany

Germany is the origin of numerous great inventions, such as:

- Rocketry
- MP3
- Heroin
- Gummy bears
- Communism
- The jet plane
- Computers
- Beer!

So lets all stop bashing them and show some gratitude instead.

German scientist: "Yes, yes, somezing is missing. I know! I will infent me a flying defice. And an electric computing machine wizz a storatch to do steering. Yes and I shall infent a strong opioid to fight longflight boredom as well as fitting yet-to-infent gelatin candy. Excellent..."

Assistant: "May I haff zome of zee gelatin candy?"

German scientist: "Nah you may not!"

Assistent .oO("Oh Im zoo wütend! I will drink zome of zee alcoholic beferage I infented lately and zen I will zinc up a zoshall system for Germany where zee candy is for ef-eryone!")

by poki June 11, 2006