gerbil balls

A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.
That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.
by Uberuberduder October 13, 2017
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Thirsty Gerbil

When you lie face down on the roof of a car with a sunroof, with your penis dangling, while someone is pleasuring you with their mouth.
She was slopping my knob like a thirsty gerbil
by Rockduster February 22, 2024
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Gerbil Dick

My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
by Thenry February 23, 2024
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Bosnian Gerbil Nigger Tag

One of many popular P.E. class games
“Hey Quandale I heard we’re playing Bosnian Gerbil Nigger Tag in P.E. today!”

“I love Wednesdays!”
by RancidNigger December 09, 2024
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Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.
by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023
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Gerbil Gargler

The act of cramming 6 gerbils into a woman's vagina and then pressing on her lower to shoot them into your mouth while performing cunnilingus.
Took Big Jill back to the trailer the other day and gave her a gerbil gargler.
by ClitRipper1500 May 01, 2025
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Gerbil Gargler

The act of placing 6 gerbils into a woman's vagina and pressing on her lower abdomen to shoot them into your mouth while performing cunnilingus.
Last night I took Big Jill back to the trailer and gave her a Gerbil Gargler
by ClitRipper1500 May 01, 2025
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