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Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.
You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?
by Dump truck January 24, 2017
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verbal Gerbil

phone sex techinque most often used by the homosexual population
" Man that was really hot on the phone last night, you really got me with the Verbal Gerbil!"
by TaporChoke July 23, 2008
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Gerbil Gargler

The act of placing 6 gerbils into a woman's vagina and pressing on her lower abdomen to shoot them into your mouth while performing cunnilingus.
Last night I took Big Jill back to the trailer and gave her a Gerbil Gargler
by ClitRipper1500 April 30, 2025
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Gerbil Racer

A competitive sport in the gay community where men will raise their own gerbil at home and bring it to parties to compete against other mens pet gerbils. To be a gerbil racer, one must show their gerbil is far superior with its penetration into the owners anus, thus winning the race.
Hey Kye, I know your the Gerbil Racer Champion, but can you show me how you get the maximum penetration to take the gold metal?
by TrickyRicky420 September 21, 2022
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FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
by genemutant November 22, 2023
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gerbil

Cute little rodent that will make your eyes ligit POP! you will fall in love with it right away!
I got a got a gerbil for my b-day! sooooooo cute! I want to give him the world! I love his beady li'l eyes!!!
by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 18, 2024
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Thirsty Gerbil

When you lie face down on the roof of a car with a sunroof, with your penis dangling, while someone is pleasuring you with their mouth.
She was slopping my knob like a thirsty gerbil
by Rockduster February 21, 2024
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