Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.

She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!

by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 19, 2022

Drown out the Gopher

The action of pissing in an empty beer bottle and inserting into a females asshole until the bottle is completely empty.

Hillary: I'm feeling a little frisky, I think tonight is the tonight.

Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.

by GoochTrain November 8, 2016

smoking out the gopher

Taking a dump

“Be sure to get the bathroom code from the cashier, because we all know you’re not getting out of Panda Express without smoking out the gopher.”

by jd82 February 1, 2021

swedish gopher

a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.

Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.

by Sweet Jay February 27, 2009

gopher

a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.

i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.

by that guy August 30, 2003

Dick Gephardt

The next U.S. President.

I'm voting for Dick Gephardt because I want to make my country great again.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

gopher

a somewhat round furry organism with a furry nose and a furry rump. they usually break things and fall madly in love with one other organism almost to the point of being psychotic

That gopher must be exterminated

by Zingy May 29, 2004