1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.
Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.
by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004
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An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.
If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.

I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!
by beknighted March 8, 2014
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The Gary is when a Janitor puts silverware in his mouth to gain pleasure.
He just did The Gary!
by Micky_B January 19, 2019
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to do someone "up the Gary" is to have anal sex with them.
cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter
My girlfriend won't let me do her up the Gary. what a selfish bitch
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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1. The act of enagaing in a gentlemens club, champagne room services while the host convinces the party to spend all of the money in their pockets, bank account and also their "emergency fund."

This occurs when one is solicited by attractive women, most often asian, and the party falls in love during their experience.

"Pulling a Gary" often results in a 24 hour period of remorse, followed by an extended period of anxiety as a result of their significant other's potential reaction.

"Pulling a Gary" is easily recognized by surrounding parties and often times a group consoling effort is required to bring back ones spirits.
1. Man, our group had a blast that night. What a fun time! It's too bad someone was "Pulling a Gary" and they are now broke.

2. He was "Pulling a Gary" last night so im certain he has no money, no clothes and now smells like a stripper.
by Stupified777 June 14, 2014
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founder of chess, soon to release chess 2.0
Oh my god, is that Gary Chess

Damn straight! He be fucking bitches
by TrooBloo June 23, 2021
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