Gargle My Stubby

To place a penis that is below four inches into the back of the throat and forcibly exhale air across the rounded sex organ, creating a growling sound as if the sound were coming from a mother kodiak.

Can also be used in variants such as:

This gargles stubbs

This shit can gargle my stubby

!!.@4 *525

That bitch can gargle my stubby at any time

by KodiaksBeserk July 9, 2010

Garzles

A Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) displaying the following symptoms; headache, stiffness in the neck, body aches, and sore throat. Subsequently, the dick will fall off as a result of this disease. Named after it's creator and first victim, Jonathan Garza.

-Whats wrong man?

-"I dont know bro, I woke up this morning with no memory of the night before. I have a headache, my neck is stiff, my body aches, and I have the worse sore throat! I went to take a piss and my dick seems to be drying up as if it were about to fall off!"

Oh fuck dude, sounds like you have contracted the Garzles.

by Dr. Jon Agha June 7, 2011

scrotum gargler

A person who is so lame and or so gay that their sole use and extent of their abillities in life is to gargle my balls.

That ho paris hilton is such a scrotum gargler they need to just put her down like a sick animal.

by barkingmonkeye July 25, 2007

rawdog gamble

Consciously not wearing a condom or employing other forms of birth control after assessing a woman's socioeconomic status or otherwise extremely hot natural assets.

yeah, she probably isn't the brightest but her fam is loaded.. she's worth a rawdog gamble.

by lovabledouche May 27, 2014

Gable'd

Getting thrown under the bus, particularly when not at fault.

Mark: Why did your boss fire you for Susan's project going under?
Erin: She said I distracted her from finishing on time.
Mark: Man, she really Gable'd you!

by Risky Moth June 10, 2009

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Zaphod decided to have another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

by Da Who 1 - Acer July 10, 2003

gable

Clark Gable one of the greatest actors of all time.

Rhett Butler in gone with the wind

by Emmi July 29, 2004