gurdering

Extreme sport, where one gets a skate board cuts it in half fixes a large bit of wood to it so it is huge , and then is towed behind a car , bike, horse, prostitute at high speeds while kneeling or lying on the board

i went gurdering all the way to the red light district last night

im the best at gurdering

by Chrisomatic November 6, 2006

wandering tongue

when a guy is going down on a girl and keeps licking her whole pussy everywhere,all around,including sneaking licks at the asshole and not licking the clit,resulting in the girl thinking "what the fuck is he doing down there?? that's never going to make me cum!!"

so how was he in bed? he fucks like a stallion but he had a wandering tongue....

by kwheezy February 25, 2008

Gamering

The act of gaming while being a gamer.

I do be Gamering

by SuperGamingGamer_YT December 15, 2020

upper gardening

When a girl has to much hair above her vagina.

Holy fuck that bitch has to much upper gardening.

by darkshot July 3, 2010

magic the gathering

or more affectionatly known as "Tragic the saddening"
This is a card game where the players spend vast sums of money collecting a deck of "magic" cards. THey then proceed to withdraw from people and society turning into trolls who never see the light of day. They can often be seen playing magic the gathering together and will NEVER socialise with you again.

-Is Paul coming round today?
no he's playing magic the gathering.
-Tragic the Saddening more like....

by Jenny April 15, 2005

Wandering Eye

A penis: A man's penis has one hole resembling an eye in which it wanders from person to person searching or looking for the one in which it chooses!

That man's wandering eye was satisfied by that cute girl from the bar last night.

by Lubriderm+ May 20, 2010

munter gathering

being muntered and trying to gather friends having lost them
OR
gathering munters in order to expell them

closing time, time for a spot of munter gathering

by anton+jo+taylor+sarsy+hattie January 14, 2004