up in them guts

To insert a penis in a woman's vagina or turd-cutter.

Man, let me tell you! I was all up in them guts last night!

by Mike Tom October 10, 2007

The Guts

Something that is extraordinarily funny..

Yo did you see Kevin Hart's new stand up? Dude was 'the guts' bro!! I couldn't stop laughing!!

by H.D.R September 19, 2010

beat guts

to have sex

Yea did you beat guts today?

Are you beating guts right now?

I beat her guts today.

Wanna beat guts ?

by thehomegirl August 7, 2009

pounding guts

The act of having rough intercourse to the point where the abdominal cavity has been punctured and thus further thrusting is butchering the innards of the recipient.

The honeymoon went great until things got out of hand and a good night went to pounding guts.

by funnyfarts March 12, 2012

betsy blair guts cake

a bloody toe created in a battle of all epic battle fought at the end of the world where betsy blair guts cake fought benton oats and there was an explosion of sarcasm and all the worlds earthworms ate celery so all the celery eating bugs died and all the animals eating the bugs died and all the animals eat the animals that eat the bugs that eat the celery died and as their final words which were miraculously in english were: "Betsy Blair Guts Cake"
and all that was left of the entire world was a bloody mangled toe.

she stubbed her toe while doing something completely epic so her toe became Betsy Blair Guts Cake

by NO! cake. Queleesha! May 4, 2008

peanut butta guts

Usually refered to the leather interier of an autumobile.

Sheeiit, man, my whip gots peanut butta guts,dickskin top, candy paint, an goldees.

by Capo May 22, 2004

banging guts

verb: The act of jamming your weiner into a nice box while supporting your lower lumbar with both hands, preferably standing up and in front of a mirror.

You should have seen me last night dude, i was banging guts with this hot ass heina after i took a mexican bath. shiggity shiggity shwa.

by matt steve josh May 15, 2006