Gurt

Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.

friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

Gurt

Gurt is a term refering to someone that is gurt

Kevin: bro lets eat some yogurt
Gurt: yo

by Tspmobrr June 10, 2025

gurting

meme slang for when someone does something very smart, but also very dangerous.

comes from the "what they're doing is very smart but also very dangerous" meme. the name gurting comes from the yo-gurt pun. to put it simply:

person: yogurt

gurt: yo

Joe is gurting to get the huzz.

by yogurt the gurter April 15, 2025

Gurting

Doing something that is smart but also dangerous.

I've been gurting my computer's internal parts by tweaking them to increase its performance/

by Kev Gurt April 27, 2025

Gurt

To pour yogurt into an open wound

"Gurt that motherfucker!"

by bogosbinted113 September 29, 2022

Gurt

a fat ass

dayum lia got that gurt

by jitfrmfl November 15, 2024

Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023