Printer Guard

To guard the printer at work.

When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.

You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.

Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.

Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"

Office Girl 2- "So what?"

Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"

by RazorBladesInCandyBars November 19, 2010

Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.

Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.

by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012

Crossing guard

Super gay

Travis is a crossing guard

by Nattyfbaby December 16, 2016

Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.

"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."

by anonymous March 29, 2015

Shame Guard

The piece of plastic/wood that separates urinals in nicer bathrooms.

I was grateful for the shame guard.

by fubsish July 20, 2010

io guards

io guards are the biggest griefers of fortnite they look for people to mess with and make other players rage they have no use in fortnite and should be taken out

yo bro watch out there io guards there

i hate io guards

by g ecg tenements January 20, 2021

Guard Tape

Essentially electric tape, but used in Color Guard to secure the caps,weights, and flag.

“Hey Kyle, do you have any Guard Tape? My cap just came off.”
“Yeah, Karen.”

by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019