Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019
Get the Calling the Guardmug. When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.
Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.
by Jamy2Fly April 23, 2017
Get the Guard Dogingmug. by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019
Get the Guard Tapemug. by fubsish July 20, 2010
Get the Shame Guardmug. Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only
by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022
Get the Cattle Guardingmug. When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.
by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012
Get the Changing of the Guardmug. 