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French Grenade 

One sexual partner is positioned above another (On top of a ladder or balcony) and has a bowel movement. For the French Grenade to be completely successful, a good portion of the stool must land in the other sexual partner's (reciever) mouth. The reciever must be lying on his/her back on the floor.
When your father got home from the war, he gave me a French Grenade, then he gave me a kiss.
French Grenade by Longdongtom69 January 28, 2009
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KFC grenade 

when a KFC bucket is thrown like a grenade to lure black people
guy-1: "that black guy is gonna try and steal my wallet."

smart guy: "Well throw a KFC grenade and run!"
KFC grenade by 87 January 30, 2008
A throwable or shootable device that can be used in a multitude of military and police applications. Different types of grenades include fragmentation grenades, which send shrapnel flying in all directions, maiming and killing within a certain radius, flash grenades that blind and disorient targets, smoke grenades, which are used on the ground by troops to communicate with troops who are in the air, according to color. Smoke grenades can also be used to provide concealment during movement. Gas grenades can be used to kill via delivery of poison gases, or they can be used to disperse groups of people through the delivery of "tear gas." Incendiary grenades are typically used to disable enemy equipment, as they usually contain thermite and can go straight through an engine block. Most grenades are either deployed by hand or shot from a hand held or turret mounted launcher.
I just got a triple kill on Call of Duty with a frag grenade.
Grenade by M2490311 January 24, 2018

Grenade Parade 

The plural of the term Grenade, meaning a large group of unattractive, sometimes overweight, women. Usually found in clubs, the Grenade Parade has caused at least 3,000,000,000 (3 Billion) casualties in the world of clubbing. Usually one Grenade escapes the pack and makes it's way to the bar, it then waits for it's prey to ingest the required amount of alcohol before sweeping in and bringing their prey back to their Den to feed.
Chuck: Hey dude, do ya think I'll be able to pick up a hot one in that group?
Jim: Don't bother dude. I checked and all I see is a Grenade Parade
Grenade Parade by Zackastors September 29, 2010
Something Bruno Mars will catch.
I'd catch a Grenade for you... yeah, yeah.
Grenade by Soup_Kitchen_Nun January 21, 2011

Grenade Pussy 

A pussy that is so loose it looks like someone blew it up with a grenade.

fall on the grenade 

To take a hit for the team. To make a sacrifice (implication being a SUPREME one) to save your friends. By extension, to accept the inevitable.
The definitions in this thing are so farking lame, I'm going to have to fall on the grenade and post one myself.