Funnel Basher

One who indulges in Anal Penetration

Get your hand off my cock you fuckin' Funnel Basher

by GMPC July 20, 2008

Funnel Fight

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.

Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008

Faggot-Funnel

Another term for Noob Tube, a projectile from the Call of Duty series.

That guy with his one man army and faggot-funnels!

by Tittytim July 26, 2014

Quadruple Butt Funnel

(noun) A more severe form of punishment for Butt Funnel. To be reserved for the very worst of offences.

Your offence is so heinous, you have been sentenced to a... Quadruple Butt Funnel

by Knight57 July 4, 2016

noise funnel

An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

lugholes

'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'

by xenographer August 8, 2016

Drone Funnel

A device that is used for guiding a drone's payload from the exterior of a home or business into the interior. Often on a recipients roof or the exterior of their home or business.

The package got stuck in the drone funnel.

by dave_train September 6, 2016