Funnel cuddle

cuddling in the shape of a funnel.

invited shawty over to funnel cuddle

by da goa✝️ June 25, 2022

Funneling

The act of pouring an entire sandbox worth of sand into your rectum with a funnel.

Primarily done by men seeking sexual pleasure or stimulation.

the man took funneling to a new extreme in the school sandbox.

by Mileycutie1 May 13, 2024

Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual

Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"

by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009

Whores Funnel

Whores Funnel* (aka hoes web*)

Definition:

A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.

It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).

From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.

Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.

Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!

Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.

Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.

Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.

by ramen connoisseur January 30, 2025

funnel of shit

Traffic in Pittsburgh, PA

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.

by Johnny bag of dicks December 20, 2015

funnel

From 'fun tunnel'. A device used to snort mind altering substances.

Pass me the funnel. Let's find out if this is mandy, k or speed..

by Rude Ruby Rudy April 9, 2019

fetal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside vaginal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating a fetus leaving the womb. Similar to fecal funnel when the same process is applied to the anus.

To achieve four knocks deep, one must master the fetal funnel.

by agentmiket013 September 26, 2017