Whores Funnel* (aka hoes web*)
Definition:
A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Definition:
A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
by ramen connoisseur January 30, 2025
Get the Whores Funnelmug. When attempting to insert fist inside vaginal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating a fetus leaving the womb. Similar to fecal funnel when the same process is applied to the anus.
by agentmiket013 September 26, 2017
Get the fetal funnelmug. by Rude Ruby Rudy April 9, 2019
Get the funnelmug. In 2024, Joseph Forsyth, Programmatic Manager at dentsu, famously pioneered the term Trust the funnel! To describe how the stages of a programmatic campaign are interlinked in order to drive performance.
The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.
Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.
The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.
Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.
“I can’t believe they briefed me on a reach campaign and then paused it for lack of sales! Why didn’t they trust the funnel”
“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel”
“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel”
by media jargon October 24, 2024
Get the Trust the funnelmug. a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken
by gojosgf February 27, 2021
Get the Morgan Funnellmug. Requiring two people (minimum), the host inserts the end of a vape (e-cigarette) into their anus leaving the mouth piece exposed. The second person proceeds to take a puff whilst the host farts through the vape leaving a nutty after-taste to your chosen vape flavour. This can be chained Human Centipede style for a group of as many people as you'd like.
by CBRadi0 February 12, 2022
Get the Fruity Funnelmug. by gfhdsjkuoyrfuiwytrioe April 14, 2024
Get the Funnel bustingmug.