by Malk October 1, 2005
Get the fucktard mug.Someone who repeatedly proves to be a lower life form while attempting to make themselves interesting to others.
Britney Spears has once again proven to be a complete Fucktard by pulling that little marriage stunt.
by Hannah January 13, 2004
Get the Fucktard mug.To be defined a "fucktard", that person displays the not-so-favorable acts of stupidity (being a retard) and being an insensitive person (being a jerk or fuck). Usually fucktards are complete idiots who also act like jerks at the same time. to be called a "fucktard" is worse being called a "retard" or "fuck" alone.
Person 1: " My co-worker was being a fucktard again."
Person 2: "Really?! The hell did he do?"
Person 1: "He couldn't shut up bragging boning teenyboppers at work. And in FRONT of the manager."
Person 2: "Whoa! He IS a fucktard!"
Person 2: "Really?! The hell did he do?"
Person 1: "He couldn't shut up bragging boning teenyboppers at work. And in FRONT of the manager."
Person 2: "Whoa! He IS a fucktard!"
by prototypeazn August 26, 2006
Get the fucktard mug.by bitch is always fucking late January 5, 2008
Get the fucktardiness mug.A complete idiot that annunciates words without rhyme or reason, and adds a semi colon at the end, once again for no reason.
dreamie woo .x. //. orgy in my head says:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS;
{-Curse'd Arrow-} says:
You're a fucktardbitchface.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS;
{-Curse'd Arrow-} says:
You're a fucktardbitchface.
by Yeah same May 28, 2008
Get the Fucktardbitchface mug.Any fucking retarded piece of shit who finances a non rice rocket (NRR) motorcycle because "riding is freedom".
Freedom is not having another payment to the bank. Back in the days before those assholes at Hardley Greedyson took their company public, most NRR motorcycle enthusiasts/bikers owned their bikes. Your dentist/plastic surgeon/accountant did not own a Hardley or any other motorcycle. Corporations didn't buy custom motorcycles for advertising or tax write offs. Bikers were looked down upon as dirty, scumbag criminals, and they liked it that way. Maybe they were scumbags, maybe they weren't, but being a biker meant something besides that you had good credit or disposable income. Rock stars and GIs rode bikes because they were tough, or shooting an album cover, or stealin your woman. There were no gay leather bikers that went outside. Owning an NRR bike meant something. Fuckin Evil Knievel jumped Harleys (not Hardleys).
Nowadays, any fucking idiot fucktard can own an NRR bike, if you've got the credit. Thing is, you'll probably die before the sixth payment. It doesn't mean anything to them, it's just another payment. Having an NRR bike means Rebellion and Freedom, and being proud to ride an American Made Machine (and some cool British ones). When Hardleys started coming with Japanese made parts on them, it was only going downhill from there.
Fuck You, Dentist Bikers, and the lawyer bikers, and anyone who finances an NRR bike. You don't know what freedom is.
Freedom is not having another payment to the bank. Back in the days before those assholes at Hardley Greedyson took their company public, most NRR motorcycle enthusiasts/bikers owned their bikes. Your dentist/plastic surgeon/accountant did not own a Hardley or any other motorcycle. Corporations didn't buy custom motorcycles for advertising or tax write offs. Bikers were looked down upon as dirty, scumbag criminals, and they liked it that way. Maybe they were scumbags, maybe they weren't, but being a biker meant something besides that you had good credit or disposable income. Rock stars and GIs rode bikes because they were tough, or shooting an album cover, or stealin your woman. There were no gay leather bikers that went outside. Owning an NRR bike meant something. Fuckin Evil Knievel jumped Harleys (not Hardleys).
Nowadays, any fucking idiot fucktard can own an NRR bike, if you've got the credit. Thing is, you'll probably die before the sixth payment. It doesn't mean anything to them, it's just another payment. Having an NRR bike means Rebellion and Freedom, and being proud to ride an American Made Machine (and some cool British ones). When Hardleys started coming with Japanese made parts on them, it was only going downhill from there.
Fuck You, Dentist Bikers, and the lawyer bikers, and anyone who finances an NRR bike. You don't know what freedom is.
That fucking asshole fucktard dentist down the street started his Hardley at fuckin five in the morning today. I'm gonna spray some insulfoam down his pipes so I don't have to hear that shit ever again. All these Fucktard Hardley Riders today, who don't even own their bikes, need to get run off a cliff. We should eliminate all the Fucktard Harley Riders. They're all Fags and Posers. Maybe the real bikers will take 'em all out. That would rule!!!
by Jay buckwheat April 28, 2012
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