Alex Fry

A drunk who ruins parties by lying about his/her source of alcohol.

Person A: That Alex Rad kid and that Alex Fry kid are the same in every way!
Person B: No, Alex Fry has to tell teachers about his night-life.

by The gossiper January 31, 2010

Fish Fry

When there are more females than males at a location.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest

The View is a fish fry

by TheChampion613 November 24, 2011

Frizzle Fry

A. (noun) Someone who is on a completely different plain of existence whether or not they're under the influence/

B. (verb) When your playing an electric instrument actively and sweat gets into the electronics a fucks them up.

A.) "I don't believe in miracles; I don't believe in lies; I don't believe in hologram; For I am the Frizzle Fry."

~Frizzle Fry by Primus

B.) Dammit, the pickups got frizzle fried from the last gig.

by Fedowicz July 20, 2018

Seattle Stir-fry

The act of vomiting on a mans penis, and using the vomit as a lubricant for a hand job.

I went out Janet last, thing got pretty hot and heavy. She ended up giving me a Seattle Stir-fry in the back of her 1996 Ford Taurus.

by rpm04wrx December 23, 2014

Soggy French Fry

A man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina, then after a while of waiting, and no humping, the penis will become flaccid. When he pulls out he will have a Soggy French Fry.

Jerrod: EWW! what's that smell!?!

James: Oh sorry, I pulled a soggy french fry with my gal-pal last night…

Jerrod: Dude… Don't tell me shit like that.

Jimmy: *Pukes*

by DrNick777 February 19, 2015

one-handed stir-fry

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.

Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

ulster fry

probably one of the most delicious dishes ever to be created,the ulster fry is like manna from heaven.sunday morning is the best time to enjoy one of these greasy,high cholesterol wonders.a chief fry will usually contain
1 half soda farl
1 tatie bread
2 sausages
2 bacon
1 tomato,fresh
1 fried egg with a runny yolk
to drink, a tin of tennents you found in your pocket from saturday(the previous) night.failing that tea or juice will do fine.
after you have eaten,a most enjoyable activity to participate in is smoking a fat joint.

to note this is far superior to the full english breakfast

me:"here ma make us a ulster fry there"
ma:"no probs son,but theres no sodas"
me:"shite.toast then..."

by Kunstable January 18, 2007