Frozen Planet

A series on the Discovery Channel that consists of some of the most Epic footage of the Earth's polar regions. Watching this while stoned, and in HD, is probably the greatest thing to ever be made. ever.

Dude, wanna smoke and watch Frozen Planet?

by Always Winning August 23, 2012

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Frozen Mitten

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.

Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!

by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020

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frozen doberman

when something, usually a nut or bolt is so oxidised it won’t unscrew.

‘that nut just won’t budge, it’s frozen doberman. WD-40 did fuck all’

by frozen doberman May 19, 2019

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Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

by WTFunny September 18, 2020

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Frozen II

The sequel of the overrated movie, Frozen!!!! Two Scandinavian girls once again are the main characters and are accompanied by an anthropomorphic reindeer and a talking snow man.

Oh look, Frozen II is showing on HBO!!!!

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021

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