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Frozen Pizza

The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!
Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?

Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?
by forzadude June 11, 2023
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frozen twinkie

A frozen twinkie is when you fuck in a sleeping bag in the dead of winter.
Shelia and I went out frozen twinkie lastnight, it was cold but it was worth it!
by DaisyChainsfuckoff March 9, 2019
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frozen kiss

cum frozen in a condom after a one night stand.
“Yeah we fucked in my car and I forgot about the condom, this morning it was a frozen kiss.”
by poopoopeepeebitchboy March 2, 2021
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frozen head

Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C
Did you hear Sara gave Steve frozen head in his ice fishing shack?
by Germ Keymoff March 9, 2020
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Frozen Mitten

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020
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Frozen Planet

A series on the Discovery Channel that consists of some of the most Epic footage of the Earth's polar regions. Watching this while stoned, and in HD, is probably the greatest thing to ever be made. ever.
Dude, wanna smoke and watch Frozen Planet?
by Always Winning August 23, 2012
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Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.
hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?
by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021
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