The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer
Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now
by le scrape March 12, 2020
Get the Frozen Grapemug. When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.
*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*
When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*
When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.
by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011
Get the Frozen Weinersmug. Renowned frozen yoghurt franchise, known for its exquisite taste and innovative flavours. The flagship stores in and around Berlin, as well as their franchises, provide customers with a delicious and healthy tasting experience.
Boy: Do you wanna go and get an ice-cream?
Girl: Nah, let's get a frozen joe, they're the best in town.
Girl: Nah, let's get a frozen joe, they're the best in town.
by littlecaprice April 20, 2017
Get the frozen Joemug. This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.
Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.
Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Oh man, did you see that guy?
Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022
Get the Frozen Vincenzomug. A series on the Discovery Channel that consists of some of the most Epic footage of the Earth's polar regions. Watching this while stoned, and in HD, is probably the greatest thing to ever be made. ever.
by Always Winning August 23, 2012
Get the Frozen Planetmug. Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C
by Germ Keymoff March 9, 2020
Get the frozen headmug. the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.
by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021
Get the Frozen Italianmug.