friendly bitch

A friendly bitch is a person that is a total bitch but says bitchy and rude things in the nicest way possible so it might they not appear to be bitchy or not nice. But believe me, they are.

"OMG, I just realised that Sarah is a friendly bitch, like wtf?!

by yaoi August 17, 2014

Friendly Fire

When you have a serious case of diarrhea and you think you have finished. You go to wipe and another pocket of brown shoots you in the hand.

Hey Henry, why are spending so much time at the sink? Bill, I had a bad case of friendly fire.

by Chris Donnelly September 23, 2005

Loser Friendly

A bastardization of the term "User Friendly". Used to describe software that has been engineered to be compatible with the dumbest beings that a civilization has to offer.

Microsoft Windows is very loser friendly.

by dieselaj April 22, 2005

Friendly Fire

A sexual maneuvre wherein one performs felatio on a man, and then right before he reaches orgasm, turns the weapon on it's owner causing the felatio recipient to ejaculate on himself.

"Dude it was awesome but right when I was about to finish in her mouth, she pointed it at me! Yeah, I spunked on myself, Friendly Fire bro... she got me!"

by Chad Idaho November 30, 2011

Friendly Blowjob

A casual blowjob between friends with no attachments or otherwise unstated expectations. Akin or a fist or chest bump.

Julia said she would consider giving him a friendly blowjob, provided he didn't go level 5 clinger afterwards

by RealNiggaAlert September 18, 2014

friendly fire

to shoot at your allies or own team. also see george bush and united states air force

brittish forces: requesting air attack 47‹36Œ54.21N, 117‹39Œ20.89W
US forces: i see them iraquis! *fire*
brittish forces: *dead* (from friendly fire!)

by georgeilingus August 31, 2007

friendly kissing

when two people are friends and they just happen to kiss

i was hanging out with a boy and all we did was friendly kissing

by heyheyisjaymay January 13, 2009